What Are We Doing to This Precious Planet? Our New Pug Overlords Want to Know

Let’s face facts, pugs always look just a little bit stunned. It’s hard to find an example in the animal world of a creature more capable of expressing shock, excitement or horror than these little wide-eyed wonders.

Which got us thinking about the reactions they would have if there was suddenly a pug uprising and they inherited the earth and all of its problems along with it. Not that the earth is some horror filled cesspool; far from it. There are some pretty wonderful things on this little blue dot of ours that kinda rock (pugs come to mind) and deserve protection and conservation.

Seen through the highly expressive and cartoonishly bulgy eyes of pugs, the crazy things that we need to stop doing in order to protect our planet and its inhabitants seem pretty obvious. Now, if only we could come up with a way to get pugs on the ballot…

“Run like the wind! Eat our dust, stupid feedlot!”

Kims County Line

“So, the point is, you guys yanked this whale out of the ocean and now people pay to watch it jump around in a fishbowl? You’re kidding, right?”

forums.steve-digicams.com

“Holy crap, where did all the trees go!? This is supposed to be the Amazon Rainforest, not the Amazon lumber yard!”

Global Marshall Plan

“You know what’s even more ridiculous than me wearing this mask? The fact that I need to wear it in the first place! Holy carbon emissions, people!”

Huffington Post

“Watching this is supposed to be educational? I guess if you’re going for a Ph.D. in ‘This-is-Totally-Stupid-and-Inhumane‘ Studies.”

New Orleans Fun Spots

“Where’d the river go? Oh man, we need to get serious about conserving water!”

Fronteras

“Come near these elephants for their ivory and I’ll bite your knees off.”

Bella Takes on The World

“OMG you guys, Kim Kardashian is wearing skunk fur. I hope it stinks as much as her cruel fashion choices. Selfie!”

BabyCenter

“Don’t worry guys, we pugs will sort this all out. Rocket Puuuug!”

Acclaim Images

Lead Base Image Credit: Globalmarshallplan.org