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Meet Gary the Kitten Who Has a Permanently Concerned Look on His Face

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JJ is a writer with a love for the planet and all of the creatures... Read More

Why are animals with eyebrows just the best thing ever? Or mustaches? Is it because their already emotive little faces suddenly take on a more human-like countenance,  anthropomorphizing them to the point that we can feel an even deeper and more innate connection with them? Probably, though we’re thinking it’s just because it’s hella cute.

Take Gary the Kitten, for instance. His little bold, high raised and super slanted eyebrows give his face a perpetual look of concern. He’s probably happy as a clam, but we can’t help but want to give him some extra chin scratches and a few more kitty treats to soothe whatever cat drama seems to be plaguing him.

And, honestly, what in the world does he have to be this worked up over? What anxieties are bouncing around in his sweet little head? Well, let’s think about this. Gary is a cat, which means that his day consists of cuddles, napping, cat condos and chasing random things between shifts at the window cackling at birds. Obviously, he’s upset about climate change. Duh.

It’s scary out there. There are people who don’t believe in Climate change and they’re in charge of stuff … like the United States. I’m staying in this drawer for the next four years.

Look at Mr. T. Rex here. Can’t they see that this is what’s going to happen to us??

I’m not sure what’s plugged into this outlet here, but all sources advise us to minimize our electrical usage.

Sometimes, I like to harken back to the good old days…back before the last decade when the earth wasn’t the hottest it’s ever been on record. Yesterday…all my troubles seemed so far away….

Did you just say they’re having a burger cook-off at the earth awareness event

I’m begging you to never throw this red shag carpet rug away. No, it’s not because I love it, this thing is never going to biodegrade.

Look into my eyes…in all seriousness, I must implore you to think about the earth. It’s all I do and it’s prematurely aging me, I need you to carry some of this load. Just look at my face! I’m, like, six months old for crying out loud, why do I look 50?!

Yeahhhh, I’m not trying to poo-poo your idea or anything, but just turning off the water while I brush my teeth isn’t gonna fix the problem here…

 

Okay, Green Monsters, we think that little Gary has suffered enough thanks to our climate mishaps – want to take some of the weight of the world off him? Click here to learn how.

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  1. I am right there with you, Gary, and I\’d like to stay in that drawer with you. We are a pretty messed up species.I always envy my animals as they have no idea what goes on in the world outside of their comfortable lives.

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