Getting a pet is a huge responsibility and should not be entered into lightly. You’re taking on the care of another being, ensuring it has the food, water and shelter that it needs as well as love and nurturing. Seriously, you cannot drop the ball on these things. Nor can you drop the ball on another huge responsibility for pet guardians … coming up with a name so epic that all heads will turn when you shout it at the dog park.

If this task has you stumped, never fear, that’s where  the VPI Wacky Pet Names list can help you out. Consisting of pet names from their policy holders, Veterinary Pet Insurance compiles the list of 50 cat names and 50 dog names every year and then selects their top ten winners. The entire list, as well as lists from years previous, is pretty hilarious when you try to picture what the dog or cat saddled with a name like, “Franco Furter” or “Ozzy Pawsbourne” must look like.

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We couldn’t help but compile a list of our all time favorites from the incredible selections available through the years, with a little dramatic interpretation of what these pets would look like. Honestly, some of these were just too perfect a fit for these creative names!

 

1. Captain Underpants (2013):

Able to leap onto the tall bed after a couple of tries!

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2. Katy Purry (2014)

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it.

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3. Stinkie McStinkerson (2011)

Rolling in mud, dirt and mystery substances professionally since 2008.

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4. Boo Manchu (2010) 

When you can catch the laser pointer dot, it will be time for you to leave.

15 Wacky Pet Names That Are Sure to Make You SmileCoffee Machinist

5. Chew Barca (2012

It’s not wise to upset a wookie.

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6. Walter Croncat (2014)

“This just in, cat-nip is legal in all 50 states and that’s the way it is.”

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7. Stinker Belle (2012)

All you need is faith, trust and a little bit of pixie dust … and a bath and possibly some treats and a belly rub would be cool too.

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8. Polly Prissypants (2009)

I’m sorry, you want me to catch what out in the shed? Yeah, I just got my hair done so that’s gonna have to be a no.

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9. Bettie Poops (2010)

Boop-Boop-de-Boop-Woof!

15 Wacky Pet Names That Are Sure to Make You SmileBellatrix, I’m A Pug

10. Felix Thunder Paws (2014) 

He is as majestic as he is magnificent.

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11. Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce (2014) 

 If you liked it then you should’ve put a leash on it.

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12. Nut Job (2013) 

(Back away slowly….so slowly)

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13. Doggie Schnauzer MD (2009) 

You have a very a-cute case of adorable-osis. There is no cure.

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14. Cat Masterson (2011)

Howdy partner, what brings you to this scratchin’ post?

15 Wacky Pet Names That Are Sure to Make You SmileDaisy The Curly Cat

15. No Marley Stoppit (2014)

Awwww….seriously though, knock it off.

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Does your pet have a unique or hilarious name? Tell us what it is in the comments!

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