Tees for Animal Lover
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Have you ever wanted something so badly that you suddenly developed some kind of special power to attain it? Like, remember that one time when you were in chemistry class your junior year and you had no idea what elements belonged to Group 2 on the periodic table and that wicked hot guy that you used to flirt with was sitting in the front row and you just wished with all your might that you could become invisible so the teacher wouldn’t call on you?
Yeah, that never worked for us either. Don’t feel bad. That’s why we know Group 2 are the Alkaline Earth Metals. Detention is a heck of a place for inspiring retention.
There’s still instances in which desire prompts amazing feats, though – our scientific failure notwithstanding. For example, if you’re Patches the dog, you might suddenly develop the ability to speak English when faced with the possibility of scoring your human’s delicious takeout. True, your human was trying to get your brother to say the word first, but when fried rice is on the line it’s anyone’s game.
Welcome to Thunderdome baby bro. Two men enter, one man eats.
Lead Image Credit: Sam Giovanini