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Trying to cut through all of SeaWorld’s lies about what their captive whale and dolphins really experience, and get to the truth of the matter, is undoubtedly an exhausting process. The anger and helplessness that arises when we hear of how orca mothers are separated from their calves, or how their captive animals become too depressed to function, can all too easily leave a Green Monster burnt out. Sometimes, the best way to deal with SeaWorld’s ludicrous myths is to meet them with a little touch of humor.

Saturday Night Live (SNL) recently took this approach by releasing a hilarious skit which slammed SeaWorld’s cruel confinement of its captive whales and dolphins. And now, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has produced a new thirty-second YouTube clip, If SeaWorld Commercials Told the Truth, in which two Seaworld “professionals” (their official job titles are “Fish Doctor and Stuff” and “Orca Masturbator”!) talk us through what a SeaWorld commercial should really say.

You are guaranteed to chuckle when you hear them conclude, “Our business is failing … but come to our park and we’ll tell you a bunch of lies! Because if we told you the truth, you wouldn’t come.” Sometimes, you just gotta laugh at the madness of it all.

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20 comments on “If SeaWorld Commercials Told the Truth, Here’s How They Would Sound (VIDEO)”

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Muriel Servaege
2 Years Ago

Close Sea World is the best (and the only) piece of advice I can give.

Kelly Raffield
2 Years Ago

LOVE this!!!

Kristina Cashman
2 Years Ago

I second Jane. This needs to be on TV.

Ad Xtopher
2 Years Ago

Chantal Xtopher

Jacqueline Hayes
2 Years Ago

Jessica Fine Dupree

Kristina Anderson
2 Years Ago

The sad truth is that the truth is out there, and people still come, because they want to entertain the kiddies and don't care how they do it, because there's nothing like a good whale show. The public might, just might, care if they think Sea World thinks they're stupid, but the only way to really stop attendance at Sea World is to close them down so that the people who don't care can't go.

Carol Pillars
2 Years Ago

It is so good to read that this issue is being dealt with,,,,,,

Mona Servillious
2 Years Ago

Cruelty on a massive scale. Shut them down.

Bridget Sullivan
22 Nov 2015

It's not cruelty. Blackfish was a lie

Seonaid Elizabeth Adams
2 Years Ago

#emptythetanks #seaworld #dontgotoseaworld put an end to this barbaric 'entertainment' it's on your doorstep, do something about it.

Tiana Matsuki
2 Years Ago

Monique Murden


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